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The ultimate Tyne and Wear Metro delay and excuses generator.
Waiting for a delayed train? fear not, help is at hand. Now can you create your own randomly generated Metro delay excuses on the go with this nifty app.]
1) Randomly generated!
A random algorithm will generate an excuse for you built up with multiple sentence fragments, then mash them together and display so you can share it with your delayed colleagues.
2) Create your own!
Make your delays even more exciting by creating your own excuse, simply choose from 3 different sentence fragments that you think go well together, and boom, Bob's ya (that was a Metro blowing up) anyways, boom, Bob's ya uncle. You now have your own custom and viable delay.
Note: This application has no affiliated, connection and is not endorsed by Nexus or DB, this was simply created whilst waiting for a delayed trains.
Last updated on Jan 31, 2017
Version 1.3
- New font for easier reading.
- Share button now shares delay strings and image
- Snackbar now only shows once
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Version 1.2.1
- Added the mysterious Accordion Man as a viable delay
- New backgrounds
- Trains are somehow even more delayed? (We have no idea how this happened)
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Version 1.2
- Added snackbar
- Updated all libraries to Android N 7.1 (API 25)
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Trains delayed, metro apologises
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きくち もゆ
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Android 4.1+
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Tyne and Wear Metro Excuses
1.3 by Sneaky Apps
Jan 31, 2017