Pterodactyl Dinosaur Sounds

Pterodactyl Dinosaur Sounds To Scare The Locals With A Hoax Dinosaur Attack!

Press the buttons to play the Pterodactyl sounds. If Pterodactyls existed they probably had feathers. Think for yourselves ladies and gentlemen, even the humans you see on tv are nothing but procedurally generated sprites as dangled carrots of encouraged slave labor.

The beings you see living the life you wish you had through screens merely exists as 2 dimensional imagery to encourage unnecessary labor input in an unbalanced AI enslavement construct built around a hollow financial infrastructure. If you're lucky something will glitch and a Pterodactyl will spawn in to eat the drones of the pretend society you're forced to play along with so real estate prices adjust to that of attainable if such a narrative pathnode even exists.

Remember to feed your Pterodactyl twice a day to keep the wage slave societies population down. Pterodactyls are better company than droned, pre-rigged human bots because it's harder for the construct to plug in unnecessary and tedious overdramatic events of player annoyance.