I Simpson™ Springfield

Nov 16, 2021

They made it to the New Frontier alive and well. Sorry, we meant well technically alive. But soon they'll be rich in all-natural donuts, spending their days panning for sprinkles, drinking water melted from glazed glaciers, and living it up in the Promised Land. All they have to do is make it through one more of Connie's lectures… or they could just eat her and turn this donut party into a Donner Party. And with that joke, I'll be heading east myself.