Sweary Clock

Sweary Clock: The World's Rudest Clock

It's a clock, it swears!

It tells you the time, swearily.

With over one hundred profanities, there's literally never a dull or uninventively polite moment with Sweary Clock.

You can configure when you want Sweary Clock to be active, you can choose different levels of swearing, from no swearing at all to all out blue-air black belt swearing.

You can change the profusion of swearing, and you can even add gratuitous world-weary messages of displeasure.

Give horological expression to your android device's inner Malcolm Tucker.