Listen to Jong-Un

Attention: the speech is beginning.

Do you want to climb up the social ladder rapidly? But the process is very dangerous.

You must use your tact to ingratiate yourself with the supreme leader.

This game is easy, but it can test your concentration, reaction speed and psychological endurance.

Is it a joke? No, it’s true.

When the supreme leader begins his speech, Do keep quiet, and be always ready.

When the supreme leader stops, Please hold down the button to applaud.

You will have a bright future as long as you satisfy him.

So easy, right?

Attention: the speech is beginning.