Designated Jumping Area

Il modo più conveniente per protestare per tutti gli altri

So you want to raise your standing in life? Great! We’ve provided a Designated Jumping Area for that purpose. Attempts to jump outside of the Designated Jumping Area will be met with strict discipline.

Features:

- A whole 10cm of jumping space

- Shelter from those that would keep you down – they can’t even see you!

- The most convenient way to protest for everyone else