Metti giù le mani il mio pene! La tavola armonica per il gentiluomo ubriaco

Get your hand off my penis! Finally, a soundboard for everyone's drunk gentleman.

Features: 'Are you waiting for my limp penis?' 'A succulent Chinese meal!' and other classics.

A real champion to democracy, this app uses only one cuff. We've now learned this bloke is Paul Dozsa - a chess champ and apparently famous for not paying for his meals. He's dead now, except his fine example of manners and professionalism will live on forever. Well done Sir.