It Is Wednesday My Dudes Sound

Every day is Wednesday, my dudes

Forget hump day. Camels are out. This, this is the only appropriate response to the week's center. The only meme blessed way to say we're halfway there. The only way to accurately express that feeling running down your spine, screaming you've only two days until the freakin' weekend.

Life is like a box of chocolates. You don't know which is what, but you know there will be some good ones and some bad ones, but it all depends on the center. Is it carmel? Is it marshmallow fluff? Those center surprises are like Wednesdays. Without this app to communicate your excitement, you're going to get some nasty fruit concoction that only your little cousin likes eating - we all know he just likes the reactions of everyone freaking out.

Set it as your ringtone on Wednesdays. Be that person in the office - your boss will be impressed by your mid-week gumption. Spam that button at home so your mom can roll her eyes at your me-mes. Scream along with the @realJimmyHere himself and never again feel alone.