I Am Blondi

The most accurate Hitler's dog sim you have ever played.

You are the world's most famous dog nobody knows. And your master is the world's most notorious ultra super evil super villain.

GAMEPLAY:

Your master throws you an endless stream of fast moving treats, and being a dog (with no political agenda btw) you just want to eat it all (aka try to click on them all before they disappear).

However -because it's Hitler- he also throws occasional hand grenades for no apparent reason. If you happen to eat one by accident; game over.

Random anger tantrum minigame:

Any treat you miss will darken the master's mood (aka game health bar). Fortunately, his anger fits can easily be appeased by cowering in supplication (press and hold the "beg" button), and if you keep at it until he has reasonably calmed down, you'll regain his benevolence (aka health replenish).

Requires multitasking awareness and fast reaction skills.

FEATURES:

• Endless play with ever increasing treats amount.

• Additional reaction game to replenish health.

• Unique retro art style.

• Saves personal high score locally.

• No in-game purchases.

• No ads.

• No Android permissions required whatsoever.

• Free.

NB: this is not meant to be an offensive game and imo it's suitable for children as well. No dubious imagery, symbols or names are used in this game - and no one dies either.