Golden Defenders

God bless you! Beat all enemies!

Soo, after the Buddha and Jesus, in AC 2046, a god like figure was born. He navigates the internet when he was 3; programs when he was 4; watches Kaede Matsushima when he was 19, but still a virgin when he was 30. One day, he sensed the summoning from the outerspace and became the Clown God; animals are born to reproduce, but Gods are born to spread its greatness. For this reason, he traveled around the world looking for his proteges to spread his virgin legend. In his followers, there are 8 who stand out: Cheesy, Wink-Wink, Sadman, Maddy, Evil, Yummy, Sunshine, and Shaky.