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Very funny short sounds for all your device's notifications.
This application brings 45 funny sounds effects to use as your default ringtone, your alarm, or your notification (text and email).
You can also set a ringtone for a specific contact, which allows you to know who has notified you without even looking.
Best of all, its free.