Funny History Quotes

Hilarious quotes about AP European History!

Funny European History Quotes from an AP European History teacher! Jim Hannon is one of the most unique European History teachers you could imagine; unafraid to blurt out the craziest of ideas on European History! History is made surprisingly enjoyable with the excerpts of Hannon to lighten the mood!

European History Quote #1

(Discussing child labor in the mines of early England)

"If your day ends with 'Who's missing?' you're in England."

European History Quote #2

(Discussing early French occupations)

"...just a Rent-A-Boob..."

European History Quote #3

(After Poland lost another war)

"Let's revoke Poland's license to own a country and give it to Russia. They've had so many D.U.I.'s it's time to revoke their license."

European History Quote #4

(Answering a student when they stated 'I hear the French actually built a couple of robots recently.)

"Do the French robots have little white flags in their back pockets?"

European History Quote #5

(Martin Luther's attitude toward women)

"Get pregnant and make me a sandwich."

Enjoy!!!