Frases de políticos españoles

The funniest and most absurd phrases of Spanish politicians

Do you want to have a laugh when you are with your friends and you have drunk even the water from the vases?

Do you want to be the life of the party at your family meals?

Do you want Aznar or Rajoy to whisper nice things in your ear before you go to sleep?

Do you want to send crappy audios to your friends by "guasap"?

Well, use my app, that's what it's for. 120 percent guaranteed fun. You will laugh with the politicians of Spain. Now you can start preparing the engines for the elections on July 23.

The application has the best phrases of various Spanish "intellectuals":

- "It is the neighbor who chooses the mayor and it is the mayor who wants the neighbors to be the mayor" – M. (Mariano?) Rajoy

- "And who told you that you should drive for me? The glasses of wine that I should or should not drink" – José María Aznar

- "I am very sorry, I was wrong and it will not happen again" – Juan Carlos I

- "For me, where do they put a T-bone steak to the point... That is unbeatable" – Pedro Sánchez

- "Do you know the difference between Paca la Piraña and Mr. Abascal? Paca la Piraña served in the military, Your Honor" – Pablo Iglesias

- "The caloret faller!" – Rita Barbera

- "The one who goes for the Madrid assembly, who likes to burn ATMs, wants to expropriate 200,000 homes" - Isabel Díaz Ayuso

(and many more!)

The operation is simple: click on any phrase to play it or hold your finger for a few moments to send it to your friends through instant messaging applications. And you can also create your list of favorite phrases to have them at hand.

Are you missing a phrase? Do not forget to use the form that you will find in the side menu within the app.