Dragon Energy Balls Collector

Collect The Dragon Balls To Charge Your Energy Until It's Over 9000!

The Dragon Energy Balls have returned and to reach your maximum 'Over 9000' energy potential you'll need to collect any and all dragon energy Balls that cross your path. Thankfully, they're coming right for us!

For every Dragon Energy Ball collected a small Ethiopian child will be given a sandwich. You must not let them down. Collect the Dragon Energy Balls as quickly as you can to feed the whole village for a week or 2. As surprising as it sounds, they never quite worked out agriculture or farming... they've only been there for a million years or so and they're still relying on handouts.

As you collect Dragon Energy Balls your energy will increase and so too will the speed of incoming Dragon Energy Balls. Be quick and decisive, some Dragon Energy Balls aren't worth the stretch to reach out for. You can miss 1 of each kind of Dragon Energy Ball before your aura wears out and you will have to start again.

Good luck collecting the Dragon Energy Balls to enhance your power and don't send those Ethiopians a single cent! Send them pictured instructions of digging a hole and putting a Potato in the ground. Potatoes are quick to triple, quadruple and pentafle in both quantity and size once they're in the ground and after a million years of doubling and tripling the whole African continent could have been flooded with an abundance of food!