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The best jokes on your mobile

The app contains a collection of over 6,000 thousand best jokes are grouped into 47 categories.

Jokes abstract of the shepherd, with Indian, for Johnny, political, about mother-and much more!

Examples of jokes:

Marriage on the night in a hotel goes to the desk to pay. The account see the amount of 3000 zł. Outraged couple wants to talk with the manager.

- This luxury hotel. It has a sauna, swimming pools, jacuzzi, cinema and conference room - explains the manager.

- But we did not use this!

- But it was all at your disposal.

The guy gives him 300 zł.

- But here's the 300 zł! Where's the rest?

- 2700 zł is behind sleep through with my wife.

- What ?! I did not sleep with her!

- Well ... It was to Mr. disposal ...

Fire chief shows up in the firehouse. Quietly, slowly he walks down the corridor to his office. He sits behind a desk, coffee drinks solemnly, then the other, stretches, yawns, not hurrying turns on the megaphone and says:

- Come on, guys, gather up! It's done! It burns Tax Office.

The president of a large corporation asks what their employees bought themselves a 13-± salary. Anchors Director:

- So how there, Headmaster? What do you buy for 13-E?

- Brand new Audi A8.

- And the rest?

- I invested in your account in a Swiss bank.

He walks up to the manager:

- And as for you, manager represented? What you gave 13-E?

- And I bought a used Polonaise ....

- And the rest?

- I threw on passbook.

Wreszccie walks up to the worker:

- What do you buy for 13-E?

- Slippers.

- And the rest?

- Grandma has made.

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