Crowbar

From wooden crates to letters in the post, this badboy crowbar will open it all!

She's a beauty mild steel bar with a sleek curve at one end and a flattened point at the other. This Crowbar comes with a nice red finish and weighs a whopping 200 pounds thanks to the giant magnet we accidentally got her stuck to in the workshop.

Much like Excalibur, apprentice after apprentice lined up to try and pull the crowbar off, hoping to prove their worth to the boss. Eventually there was so much interest a line began to form.

We actually had to close the workshop down and begin serving food as waiters rather than mechanics because the vending machine simply couldn't handle all the requests on its own. Many things changed on the day that crowbar got stuck.

Even now you'll find a trail of people out the door and down the road, eagerly waiting to take their claim to fame should they have what it takes...

I don't know... one day we'll let it slip that the boss welded it on.