be famous - funny game

my dream is to become a net red, get everyone's attention.

I am not handsome or ugly, but also not gentle, and often lie, I am just an ordinary person, but my dream is to become a net red, get everyone's attention.

In order to attract your attention, I took the risk of salt elbow joint, I sprinkle salt brick. I took the risk of stomach cancer death, I eat frozen fried rice. I took the risk of girl's flames of fury, I pourd out girl`s bag. I took the risk of eyes blind, I make a machine to eat instant noodles in the earthquake.

Finally, I still haven't become a net red.

I just want to be an ordinary person with you.