Quotes of Elayne Boosler

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* I have six locks on my door all in a row. When I go out, I lock every other one. I figure no matter how long somebody stands there picking the locks, they are always locking three.

* The Vatican is against surrogate mothers. Good thing they didn't have that rule when Jesus was born.